Woman in Body Armor Leads Police on Car Chase After Shooting Spree

Adam Weinstein · 12/29/14 11:05AM

In another case of justice for violent lawless thugs, a deviant evildoer was gunned down by pol— oh wait it was a white lady and she was taken into custody bloodlessly after driving around Chattanooga, Tennessee, clad in body armor, shooting at innocent people and pointing her loaded gun at cops.

Florida Cop Pulls Over Harvard Grad for Blasting "Fuck Tha Police" 

Adam Weinstein · 12/15/14 11:50AM

In 17 years as a Hialeah cop, Harold Garzon has racked up 16 internal affairs cases against him. He may have a 17th case, after pulling over the wrong guy for playing N.W.A. on his car stereo: a "double Harvard graduate" and current law student who wasn't snowed by Garzon's poor command of state noise ordinances.

A History of Thugs

Adam Weinstein · 12/10/14 09:00AM

Civilization is imperiled. Demonic dark-skinned criminals exult in seizing property and security. Only a vanguard of brave uniformed officers can take them off the streets and restore order. It is 1835, and whites are finally confronting what Mark Twain will soon call "the satanic brotherhood of the Thugs."

Dumb Racists Photoshop Ferguson Protester Into Awful Viral Meme

Adam Weinstein · 12/03/14 12:55PM

Jermell Hasson spent his summer sleeping in a parking lot in Ferguson to join the protests over Michael Brown's shooting by police. Hasson's reward was to become racist America's favorite meme, after a doctored image of him was shared thousands of times across the internet's dark, sticky id-corners.

Cops "Surprise" Middle School Students With "Active Shooter" Drill

Adam Weinstein · 11/17/14 01:25PM

Terror and death can strike anyone at any time. That's the lesson for Winter Haven, Florida, middle school students, parents and teachers, who were treated to a very special episode of terror last week after the local police staged a mass shooting drill on the school grounds without warning anyone beforehand.

Ferguson Cop Supporters Crowdfunded a "Pants Up, Don't Loot" Billboard

Adam Weinstein · 11/17/14 12:05PM

Spurred on by a Tennessee resident who is concerned about the Ferguson protesters and their catchy chants, supporters of police officer Darren Wilson have donated more than enough money to post a billboard in the heart of the St. Louis suburb reading "#PantsUPDontLoot."