Watch John Oliver's Supreme Court Dogs Reenact A Few Good Men

A few Last Week Tonights (Last Weeks Tonight?) ago, John Oliver got around the Supreme Court's ban on cameras by casting dogs as the justices and releasing the footage for anyone to use. And someone did use it, but not to recap a SCOTUS argument. » 10/31/14 1:26pm Today 1:26pm

Leaked Big Oil Speech: Wage "Endless War" Against Fracking Opponents

In June, Rick Berman of the PR firm Berman & Company gave a speech to a room full of oil industry executives. Presumably believing his talk was private, he spoke of waging "endless war" against fracking's opponents and exploiting fear and anger to win supporters. Unfortunately for him, he was being recorded. » 10/31/14 1:26pm Today 1:26pm

Satanists Made a Coloring Book for Public Schoolkids, and It's Not Bad

Just in time for Halloween, the Satanic Temple is pushing Orlando-area public schools to distribute a Beelzebub-oriented coloring book to the kiddies, who already get Bibles from a local megachurch and conservative lobby group. The crazy thing is, the Satanists have made a pretty decent coloring book. » 10/31/14 12:40pm Today 12:40pm

NRA's Leader Warns of "Sprees of Murder and Mayhem" as Elections Near

NRA frontman and "jackbooted thugs" scholar Wayne LaPierre has a new cover story out in an Election Day edition of the group's magazine, America's First Freedom. The gist: "Vote Your Guns In November," because so much danger is closing in on Obama's America you should be shitting yourself with fear. » 10/30/14 12:36pm Yesterday 12:36pm

GOP Rallies Florida Voters by Calling Campus Rape Culture a "Lie"

Florida Republicans organized a get-out-the-vote rally in Sarasota Tuesday night to help tip a tight governor's race in conservative Rick Scott's favor. First, the 700 ralliers heard from Bobby Jindal. Then, they applauded a right-wing radio host who called rape culture "nonsense" from "the feminist left." » 10/30/14 11:30am Yesterday 11:30am

Wisconsin Police Take Armored Tank to Collect Fine From 75-Year-Old Man

Seventy-five-year-old Roger Hoeppner's owed the town of Stettin, Wisc. an outstanding fine of $80,000. Earlier this month, 24 police officers descended on his 20 acre property to collect the fine with an armored car in tow. When police arrived, Hoeppner was filing medication into his pill organizer. » 10/29/14 8:28pm Wednesday 8:28pm

Ferguson Preps for Michael Brown Decision by Buying Lots More Cop Gear

Sometime soon, a grand jury in St. Louis County, Missouri will decide whether or not to indict Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson for shooting and killing black teenager Michael Brown. Local officials are preparing for that moment by buying heaps of military-style riot gear. » 10/29/14 2:42pm Wednesday 2:42pm

Fox News Guy Calls for the U.S. to Commence Its Own Jihad

Do you jihad? You're American, right? You're probably a great jihader and you don't even know it. Fox News commenter Dr. Keith Ablow, "forensic psychiatrist and author of thrillers," wants you to unleash your patriotic jihad potential in accordance with his understanding of jihad, which he got from MerriamWebster.com. » 10/29/14 1:08pm Wednesday 1:08pm

Packers Fan Tries Repeatedly to Shoot Dog, Hits Jeep and House Instead

A Green Bay man with an AR-15 was arraigned on a felony charge in his Packers jersey after he tried to "defend his property" from a dog, missing it with eight close-range shots from the highly accurate rifle in broad daylight and instead peppering his neighbors' property with hot rounds. » 10/28/14 3:38pm Tuesday 3:38pm

Is Giovanni Ribisi's Family Quitting Scientology?

Scientology is like Saudi Arabia: a bizarrely cloistered theocracy with hundreds of celebrity royals who mention the faith in passing while flitting between gauche resorts and showing off crazy bling. But what does it mean when royals start ditching said bling in a trash heap on L.A.'s Wilshire Boulevard? » 10/28/14 2:40pm Tuesday 2:40pm

NYPD Harassment Stories: Living in a State of Fear

It's been ten months under Bill de Blasio's leadership and little change has come to New York City. With his first year in office nearing an end, the everyday reality for many of the city's residents remains inescapable: police harassment and brutality have become a constant, and conditions only seem to be worsening.… » 10/28/14 12:27pm Tuesday 12:27pm

Christie Hopes Healthy Nurse He Quarantined Finds "Time to Reflect"

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, whose health officials held an Ebola-free nurse from Maine in quarantine against her will after she arrived from Africa on Friday, told media at a campaign stop in Florida that "when she has time to reflect, she'll understand" why she was deprived of her freedom in the Garden State. » 10/27/14 4:50pm Monday 4:50pm